Get Back Where You Belong!

Ever been daydreaming while driving on a highway, then when your senses kick in you realise that for the last 10 minutes you were driving behind some asshole who was driving at 30kmh?  It happens to me all the time and I hate it!

To help us all, here is a table for all the drivers in Malaysia so they know how to GET BACK WHERE THEY BELONG.

Left Lane

You drive according to the speed limit.

You have stuffed animals lined up like lemmings covering your entire rear windscreen.

Modified Malaysian cars with transformers badges

Grandpa cab drivers who have escaped from the old folks homes.

Women.

Your dad who refuses to admit he has glaucoma.

Motorcyclists so I can mow you over while you try to pass me on my blind side.

You are boring and like math.

Hot chicks so I can check you out while I overtake you.

 

Middle Lane

You drive at least 30% above the speed limit.

You want to check out the girl in the car behind you and impress her with your above the speed limit driving skills.

You want to get to your destination quickly but don’t want to die in the right lane.

You are prepared to bribe police officers and have bribed police officers before.

You are embarrassed about your car (because no one cares about people in the middle lane).

 

Right Lane

You think your manual Proton hatchback is as fast as a Porsche.

You have hundreds of speeding tickets and do not pay them.

You drive any European car and behave like a cock.

You think it would be fun and affordable to crash.

You want to score with the girl in the car with you.

You brag about being able to drive from KL to Penang in 2 hours.

You think Castrol engine oil makes your car go faster.

You have too many golf club membership stickers on the windscreen of your stupid European car.

You like to impress your friends with wheel spin.

Mythical Demonic Lane

BMW X6s’ because every time I see one blaze by me I think Batman is behind the wheel and Gotham City is in trouble.

You are a cock in a neon green Lamborghini.