Time to re-emerge from the bowels of social disgrace and throw a party!
This is an Invitation to REMEMBER GRUNGE- The Celebration
Where: My apartment
When: Tomorrow
Time: 6:30 pm till forever
Those who were born in the early 1980s loved Cobain instead of Bieber-the only man who didn’t make long hair gay. They wore baggy jeans instead of spandex jeans that were much kinder to their testicles. They wore long sleeved shirts inside short sleeved shirts and another long sleeve shirt outside their short sleeved shirt, because it was just so freaking cool.
It was a time when men carried backpacks not handbags and Quiksilver was not just for surfers. Sega, brit pop and center parting instead of apps, k pop and gay parting ruled.
This is a night dedicated to rejuvenating the 90s. Headbang to grunge and glowstick tunes all night long and high five existing and new friends.
There is some booze, but there is never enough in the 90s, so bring something. But most importantly make sure you throw on that coolest 90s outfit hidden in your closet you’ve been waiting to wear again.
I sent that invite out to all my friends on facebook. I’m the only one attending. I don’t necessarily think the problem is because the party sounds like it is going to suck but because everyone has unfriended me on facebook.
